Introducing the amazing new Penta-Lawn 2000!
The most resilient lawn ever!
It's fire proof!
It's skid proof!
It even repels plane debris!
Exclusively tested at the Pentagon on September 11,
- On September 11, 2001, a bunch of mean nasty
Arab terrorists hijacked American Airlines Flight 77, a Boeing 757
fully loaded with fuel, and crashed it at ground
level into the west side wall of the Pentagon
Ouch! That must have
what this would do to your lawn
after an explosion like this. Plane debris, skid marks,
fire burns, jet fuel, luggage, body parts, yuck! You would
have to shell out thousands of dollars to clean up this mess!
But wait, this is not your ordinary lawn!
This is the
- "As eyewitnesses described and photographs
demonstrate, the hijacked airliner dived so low as it approached the
Pentagon that it actually hit the
ground first, thereby dissipating much of the energy that might
otherwise have caused more extensive damage to the building." -Snopes.com
- "What -- or who -- caused Flight 77
to hit ground
first, diffusing most of its destructive energy before it
slammed into the Pentagon?" -ESPN / MSN
NBC's Jim Miklaszewski explains that the sequence of
five photos, taken from a Department of Defense security camera, shows the
Boeing 757 hitting the ground
an instant before it plows into the building and explodes in a deadly
he caught an edge of his wing on the ground." There is a helicopter pad
right in front of the side of the Pentagon. The wing touched there, then the
plane cartwheeled into the building. -Time
"According to one witness, 'what looked like a 747'
plowed into the south side of the Pentagon, possibly skipping through a
heliport before it
hit the building." -Stars and Stripes
Patrick: "The plane
ground first, then slid into the building."
Do you think just any lawn would hold up like this after a
plane crashed on it?
Only the Penta-Lawn 2000! can withstand the sheer punishment
from the crash
of a fully-fueled 100 ton commercial airliner!
This is how an ordinary lawn looks after a commercial
airliner crashes on it..
What a mess!
But look how marvelous the Penta-Lawn 2000! held up
moments after a Boeing 757 crashed on it...
Not a Scratch!
Not even a dent!
Even your spouse will be impressed!
And look how nice and neat the Penta-Lawn 2000! looks
after the roof collapses...
Wish we could say the same about the Pentagon!
So don't just settle for any lawn.
Demand the best, most resilient lawn money can buy today!
Because the grass is always greener...with the Penta-Lawn
Guaranteed to repel:
It's even guaranteed to hold up in the event of a
Coming soon to a home and garden center near you!
New from the makers of the amazing Penta-Lawn 2000!
comes the virtually indestructible...
Pentanium Cable Spools!