PentaLawn 2000!
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Introducing the amazing new Penta-Lawn 2000!
The most resilient lawn ever!

It's fire proof!
It's skid proof!

It even repels plane debris!

Exclusively tested at the Pentagon on September 11, 2001

On September 11, 2001, a bunch of mean nasty Arab terrorists hijacked American Airlines Flight 77, a Boeing 757 fully loaded with fuel, and crashed it at ground level into the west side wall of the Pentagon

Ouch!  That must have hurt!
Just think what this would do to your lawn
 after an explosion like this. Plane debris, skid marks,
 fire burns, jet fuel, luggage, body parts, yuck! You would
have to shell out thousands of dollars to clean up this mess!

But wait, this is not your ordinary lawn!
This is the Penta-Lawn 2000!

"Some eyewitnesses believe the plane actually hit the ground at the base of the Pentagon first, and then skidded into the building." -CBS
 
"As eyewitnesses described and photographs demonstrate, the hijacked airliner dived so low as it approached the Pentagon that it actually hit the ground first, thereby dissipating much of the energy that might otherwise have caused more extensive damage to the building." -Snopes.com
 
"But I think the blessing here might have been that the airplane hit before it hit the building, it hit the ground, and a lot of energy might have gone that way. That's what it appeared like." -CNN
 
"What -- or who -- caused Flight 77 to hit ground first, diffusing most of its destructive energy before it slammed into the Pentagon?" -ESPN / MSN



NBC's Jim Miklaszewski explains that the sequence of five photos, taken from a Department of Defense security camera, shows the Boeing 757 hitting the ground an instant before it plows into the building and explodes in a deadly fireball." -MSNBC
 
"Then he caught an edge of his wing on the ground." There is a helicopter pad right in front of the side of the Pentagon. The wing touched there, then the plane cartwheeled into the building. -Time
 
"According to one witness, 'what looked like a 747' plowed into the south side of the Pentagon, possibly skipping through a heliport before it hit the building." -Stars and Stripes
 
Patrick: "The plane hit the ground first, then slid into the building."
 

Do you think just any lawn would hold up like this after a plane crashed on it?

No Way!

Only the Penta-Lawn 2000! can withstand the sheer punishment from the crash
 of a fully-fueled 100 ton commercial airliner!

This is how an ordinary lawn looks after a commercial airliner crashes on it..

What a mess!

But look how marvelous the Penta-Lawn 2000! held up
 moments after a Boeing 757 crashed on it...

Not a Scratch!

Not even a dent!

Superb!

Simply amazing!

Even your spouse will be impressed!

And look how nice and neat the Penta-Lawn 2000! looks after the roof collapses...

Astonishing!

Absolutely fabulous!

Wish we could say the same about the Pentagon!

So don't just settle for any lawn.
Demand the best, most resilient lawn money can buy today!

Because the grass is always greener...with the Penta-Lawn 2000!

Guaranteed to repel:

plane debris

Jet fuel

Luggage

Body parts

 

Guaranteed to
 resist:


Fire/Explosions

Skid marks

Planes crashing
on it
 

It's even guaranteed to hold up in the event of a terrorist attack!

AND.....

Coming soon to a home and garden center near you!

New from the makers of the amazing Penta-Lawn 2000!
comes the virtually indestructible...

Pentanium Cable Spools!

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